Seriously, this junk is here out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for miracle cures. How am I supposed to block all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.
- My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid advertisements for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final warning to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Spammy Emails
You know you're so slick, sending out your junk to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I don't care for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Stupid Texts
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.